Took a bunch of candles from my church’s Christmas service because I am CRIMINAL
MERRY CHRISTMAS SUCKAS LIGHT IT UP
But my friend you left so early! Surely something slipped your mind… You forgot I gave these also! Would you leave the best behind?
Ive never laughed so hard at a post
YOU MIGHT GET MARRIED ONE DAY AND GET TO LIVE WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND AND DECORATE YOUR HOME WITH THEM AND DO EVERYTHING TOGETHER LIKE WATCH LATE NIGHT INFORMERCIALS JUST BECAUSE AND SEE THEIR SLEEPY FACE WHEN THEY WAKE UP IN THE MORNING AND HAVE A SECRET HANDSHAKE AND BE REALLY WEIRD WITH THEM AND THEY’LL STILL LOVE YOU NO MATTER WHAT AND IF THE POSSIBILITY OF ALL OF THAT DOESN’T MAKE YOU SMILE IDK WHAT WILL
Dude, he kisses her goodbye and calls her his girl. I think they’re cool with each other. They’ve totally gotten over that shooting thing. Other people wouldn’t get over finding out their wife had this whole other life in black ops and most dudes would not get over getting shot by their best friend’s wife. So there’s that. So I get tired of the mary hate. mary is awesome and they both love her in their own unique way.
I am 100% sure Sherlock and Mary were joking with each other about that time she shot him the day after she revealed the truth. Like, Sherlock would use it an excuse for Mary to do stuff for him.
"Mary, can you get me biscuits?"
"I just sat down Sherlock. And I’m pregnant."
"Remember when you shot me?"
"You don’t get to use that excuse again for a whole week!"
Lol and he is going to milk it forever. Oh, oh but my scar hurts…
I love Mary Morstan to distraction, if for nothing more than this face:
And then sometimes when the three of them are bickering, Sherlock tries to get John on his side with the whole “Well she shot me!”
And then John rolls his eyes and goes “Yes, and you’ve drugged me. Repeatedly. There are days I will never get back. Now shut up all of you.”
And he sighs and reads the paper and regrets the day he ever got involved with either of them.